In this video essay I will prove the celibacy of Mojitos

I Laughed out loud at the Tankman moment at 1 in the morning completely alone. Anything capable of doing that is a true classic.

All these years later and buttglove is still glorious

The unbelievable amount of love put into this oozes from every pore and makes it feel like the true followup to pico's school we never got. Excellent work, all!

This has got to be the most hilarious concept (and execution) for a video game I've seen this year, let alone a flash game on newgrounds. Encore, Giuseppe!

The name of the boss animal

Lotsa folks have said that the game says "wrong" if you enter "aye-aye".

It says it's right if you type it "aye aye"

Also, sweet game.

Shave and a haircut

two bits!

Recording quality is very nice.

Finally, a remix of the NES version's music!

I will admit that when comparing the music on NES and SNES versions that the NES versions are much better. and so I thank thee for remembering the last NES game ever and giving it a nice little loop. 8/10, because though the song IS great, it's kinda short, and I would have done a medley. Either way, nice loop.